Sunday, June 5, 2011
Top 10 Hot Moms From TV Shows
Top 10 Hot Moms From TV Shows
For those of us who just can’t seem to get enough of all these hot TV moms, we have ranked the 10 s*xiest moms from some of your favorite TV shows.
Lily Van der Woodsen (Gossip Girl)
What this upper east sider lacks in s*x appeal, she makes up for in money. The only thing better than a MILF is a MILF with bank. Working on her 5th or 6th husband now she comes across a little too wound up at times, but there is good chance she saves her energy for the bedroom. She edges out the honorable mentions because her daughter Serena makes you crave the ultimate mother-daughter fantasy.
Joy Turner (My Name is Earl)
This Blonde Bombshell would be a lot closer to the top of the list if she did not play a Mom from the trailer park. She doesn’t remember the father of her first child, only that he drove a Ford, and subsequently named her kid Dodge. She also has a kid named Earl Jr, that was surprisingly not fathered by Earl.
Lorelai Gilmore (Gilmore Girls)
The closest to a “mom-next-door” on the list, Lorelai’s down-to-earth looks, penchant for the bad boy, and innocent desire to finally wind up with the good guy is flat-out s*xy.
Nancy Botwin (Weeds)
If all pot dealers looked like this the U.S. would have legalized pot a long time ago and the world would be a better place. Plus, she’s a naughty businesswoman who will trade s*x for drugs just because she knows how to get it done.
Susan Mayer (Desperate Housewives)
The first of two Desperate Housewives to make the list, sometimes quirky and awkward, she was at one point locked out of her house completely naked. Every guy loves a girl that can forget things easily and look beyond her husbands infidelity for an extended period of time.
Niki/Jessica Sanders (Heroes)
What more can you want in a mom that kicks ass? Plus, this babe is certifiable; complete with an alter ego and the profession of “internet stripper.” We’re not saying to marry this wound-up-too-tight mom, but crazy girls are great in the sack.
Betty Draper (Mad Men)
Although the show is set in the 1960′s, this Mom still has an edge to her. She is the ultimate classic beauty of the list and everything about her, from the way she presses a cigarette between her lips to the way she wears tight-waist clothes, accents her perky breasts and rides her horse, is picture-perfect.
Kimber Henry (Nip/Tuck)
This p*rn star turned Mom jumped in bed with each one of the male stars on the show at one point or another, so its no surprise she eventually got knocked up. She wasn’t the best mom when she almost got her daughter addicted to Meth, but hey, she is the only Mom on this list that had an anatomically correct silicone s*x doll made of her.
Gabrielle Solis (Desperate Housewives)
While the only reason she became a mom was because someone was replacing her birth control pills with sugar pills, it didn’t stop her from becoming the s*xiest mom on Wisteria Lane. I have yet to meet a guy that didn’t want to be the gardener seduced by her.
Rebecca Donaldson (Full House)
Better known as simply Aunt Becky. For an entire generation, this is where wet dreams evolved, if only we had great hair and a band named Jessie and the Rippers. She is now a Mom on the new 90210 and looks even better. And the wet dreams continue.
Top 15 Celebrities With Big, Healthy Butts
Top 15 Celebrities With Big, Healthy Butts
J-Lo put big booties on the map and that brings her number one on our list of the best booties in Hollywood. Her rump is reportedly insured for $27 million and we think it is worth every penny. She is credited with bringing booties back into fashion and for that we will forever be grateful. She proudly showed off her assets on the cover of Stuff magazine’s Sept. 2001 cover, one of the magazine’s best selling issues in history. – in shorts that cost thousands of dollars, no less. Other butts may come and go, but we think J-Lo will be defending her throne for a long time to come.
2.Kim Kardashian
Her gravity defying backside- along with the sex tape, long list of celeb boyfriends(mostly black guys) and one time BFF status with Paris Hilton – helped catapult Kim Kardashian to new heights of fame. She’s also been the subject of butt implant rumors but says” no way it is real,i will never outlive those rumors. No butt implants, no butt injections, no anything to my butt.”
3.Beyonce
She coined the term “bootylicious” and it’s obvious why. Her best selling bottom caught the eyes of star rapper Jay-Z and made headlines when Beyonce appeared in nothing but a leotard and heels in the video for her hit “Single Ladies.”
4.Serena Williams
Serena Williams is as famous for her booty as she is for her tennis — but according to Serena herself, there’s another woman out there whose butt puts hers to shame. Take a wild guess who…
5.Nicki Minaj
When rapper Nikki Minaj burst onto the scene last year her talent as an artist had a number of people talking, but it seems that another asset of Nicki’s also became a much talked about her butt being implants.
In a recent interview with the New York Post Nicki Minaj speaks on the butt pad/butt implants rumors. “Absolutely not,” said Nicki Minaj when asked about using butt pads or getting implants. “People will pick anything to talk about, and that happens to be the thing at the moment”.
6.Vida Guerra
While she’s not as well known as other ladies on our list, Vida’s backside is world renowned. She won FHM‘s Best Butt In The World Award not once, but twice.She models, sings and acts, but she owes much of her recognition to her body.The fact that she won FHM’s Best Butt Award twice keeps her sexy and relevant at all time.
7.Nicole ‘Coco’ Austin
There is no doubt that Mrs. Ice- T, Nicole ‘Coco’ Austin, is very proud of her body. She is prone to posting naked butt shots of herself on twitter, and it is highly likely she backs into rooms instead of walking into them. She is constantly defending herself from rumors that she had her backside enhanced. “100% All Natural! I had my boobs enhanced at 18 years old and that is the only plastic surgery that I ever have done to my body.” Unlike her boobs, her butt has been with her all her life.
“The first time I was called “bubble butt” was when I was around 12. My butt wasn’t huge but on my small frame it would bulge out a little bit plus my back has a natural deep arch. My best friend and sister would call my booty their crystal ball and they could see the future.”
8.Shakira
Her hips don’t lie, and neither does her butt. She finished third in WENN.com’s voter poll for the world’s best butt.Shakira hit the scene in a bit way in 2001 thanks to her crossover album “Laundry Service” and booty-shaking moves on stage.
9.Scarlett Johansson
She has one of the most voluptuous bodies on the big screen and Scarlett Johansson is proud of it. “I’m curvy – I’m never going to be 5′ 11″ and 120 pounds,” she says. “But I feel lucky to have what I’ve got.” And we feel lucky to get to look at it.
10.Jessica Biel
Jessica Biel got her break playing a preacher’s daughter on TV, but she became famous when she posed half naked for Gear magazine at just 17 years old. She then gave new meaning to the term skinny jeans in Texas Chainsaw Massacre, shook her money maker as exotic dancer in the film Powder Blue, and teased fans with the wet underwear scene in Chuck and Larry – proving that her booty just gets better with time.
11.Buffie Carruth
Buffie Carruth, also known as Buffie The Body, or simply Buffie, is a model from Athens, Georgia best known for posing for hip hop-related magazines and video appearances.
Thanks to models like ‘Buffie The Body’ the “Big Booty” complex has swept across US and is getting out of control.Every one is on there grind to make ends meat so if that means shaking your booty at the car wash in a bikini “So be it”. Buffie The Body was in B Moore at Titanuim Motors hosting the big booty car…
12.Sofía Vergara
Modern Family actress Sofia Vergara has the whole package. She’s talented, gorgeous, and has an amazing booty and boobies.The former Columbian model is current one of the most search celebs on the internet and has huge media attention.She’s ranked #3 Askmen.com 99 Most Desirable Women of 2011.
13.Melyssa Ford
Model-actress Melyssa Ford has also been blessed with a magnificent tush. In fact, many refer to the insanely curvaceous Melyssa Ford as Jessica Rabbit.
Well, you’ve seen her shaking her ample booty in videos for Jay-Z, Ghostface Killah, and Mystikal.She’s known to be one of the most beautiful black Ladies in the world.
14.Eva Mendes
Eva Mendes’ backside is enough to turn a gay man straight (we think). Getting naked for a good cause? We like!
Eva gave the world a front row view of her booty when she posed naked for Peta. The campaign was unveiled in Rockefeller Plaza, but city authorities asked organizers not to reveal the exact time or place of the event because they were in fear of creating a mob scene.
15.Halle Berry
Her roles in Swordfish and Monster’s Ball solidified Halle Berry’s place in Hollywood and on our list of the best booties around. Jamie Foxx made every man in the world jealous at the 2009 Spike TV’s Guy’s Choice Awards when he not only kissed Halle on stage, but palmed her ass while she grabbed his crotch. Now that’s good TV!
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